Khal Drogo Out As Secretary Of State
CIA Director Your Racist Uncle In As New Secretary of State
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After 406 days as Secretary of State, former Dothraki Deathrider Khal Drogo is out following a disagreement with President Trump. President Trump tweeted that “Drogo is out” and that he will be replaced by CIA Director Your Racist Uncle. The White House issued a statement backing up the President’s tweet.
Former Secretary Drogo’s tenure in the State Department was marked by his frequent left turns on official White House policy, often forcing him to clash with the President in cabinet meetings, and occasionally in front of the press. Several months ago, then-Secretary Drogo openly referred to President Trump as “a ridiculous puddle-farmer” but refused to confirm this statement to the press.
The two have also clashed on specific policy. While President Trump has said that the alleged Russian interference in the election didn’t happen, and then simply that he was in no way involved in it, Khal Drogo has suggested sacking the Kremlin with a horde of 100,000 Deathriders, and stapling the heads of the Kremlin elite and their families to the city gates as a warning. While President Trump ordered the US pull out of the TPP (which formed anyway without the US) Secretary Drogo held a moot with the leaders of the Pacific Rim clans, becoming blood brothers with the South Korean Secretary of Education (see above), and arranging an agreement to structure trade deals among TPP nations in such a way as to put pressure on Chinese overproduction of certain minerals, all of which Trump scuttled.
Khal Drogo is to be replaced by current CIA Director Your Racist Uncle, who, while apologizing for it, periodically refers to opponents using racist terminology. When asked for a statement on how he intends to approach his new job, Director Your Racist Uncle said he’ll continue to be a loyal Trump yes-man, but retain his maverick streak of calling people from Southeast Asia “turban toppers” and blaming Hillary Clinton for everything.
