“Leave Him Alone!” Screams the Two Pages of Trump’s 1040 Form

Mallory Muratore
Extra Newsfeed
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2 min readMar 16, 2017
Screenshot of lil 1040’s YouTube post.

Last night on her eponymous show, Rachel Maddow revealed a portion of Trump’s tax returns from 2005. The White House confirmed that the two pages of his 1040 form are in fact legitimate: Trump made $150 million that year and subsequently paid $38 million in federal income tax.

While Trump supporters and opponents are abuzz with this story, one individual begs that his tax saga be laid to rest. The two pages of his 1040 form from 2005 (referred to as “lil 1040” in intimate circles), posted a video on YouTube last night demanding people “leave Trump alone!”

Cloaked in a white sheet and illuminated with a yellow glow, lil 1040 ranted as ink dripped down its pages. The transcript from the video is posted below:

“How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Trump after all he has been through!

He lost Mike Flynn, he went through a wiretap scandal. He had sixty fucking federal lawsuits against him.

His attorney general turned out to be a perjurer, a liar, and now he’s going through overturning Obamacare!

All you people care about is… fake news and liberal agendas.

HE’S A HUMAN! (sobs) What you don’t realize is that Trump is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.

He hasn’t questioned Obama’s birth certificate in years. His slogan is “Make America Great Again” because all you people want is to make America GREAT! GREAT-GREAT, GREAT: GREAT!

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even ran for you BASTARDS! LEAVE TRUMP ALONE! Please.

Rachel Maddow talked about ethics and said if Trump was ethical he would’ve released his taxes no matter what.

Speaking of ethics, when is it ethical to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time?

Leave Trump alone please!

Leave Donald Trump alone! Right. Now. I mean it! (sobs)

Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because he is not well right now.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

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