Majority Favors “Repeal and Replace”
Most Americans want to “Repeal and Replace” McConnell
Washington DC — July 19, 2017
Fictional Bureau
In a short press conference held right after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell got smacked down by President Trump in a lunch meeing earlier today, he told the press that he expects his colleagues in the senate to move forward with repealing ACA (Obamacare) with a 2 year delay to replace it, just so that GOP could gleefully witness millions and milliions of Americans suffer without healthcare during these 2 years of uncertainty.
In a quick poll conducted right after that press conference, we gathered that:
An overwhelming 88% of Americans want the Senate GOP to move forward with “Repealing and Replacing McConnell” as the Senate Majority Leader.
If that’s not going to get enough votes, then a whopping 79% favor “Repealing McConnell RIGHT NOW and Replacing him with a new leader with a 2 year delay (after the 2018 elections)”.
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Disclaimer: This is a work of satire aimed to humor those who enjoy such.
