Milo Yiannopoulos Wants To Know If You Liberal Snowflakes Have Any Spare Change
Conservative icon and alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos was recently spotted giving an edgy speech about the dangers of PC culture on a Brooklyn street corner, while also asking if anyone had any spare change so he could eat breakfast.
The flamboyantly combative political personality reached his peak of mainstream stardom in 2017 before being “cancelled” and de-platformed by the overly sensitive liberal elites. But his upcoming comeback tour “Please Just Give Me One Dollar, I Am So Cold” is hitting college campus parking lots soon.
The tour is just the beginning, his dangerous and raw speech was also part of a promotional run for his new, self-published book “Lesbians Smell Bad & Vietnamese Women Don’t Exist: Brave Essays That Will Trigger The Libtards” which was written on the back of a CVS receipt he found while digging through the trash.
Milo’s epic performance was so brutally honest that most people couldn’t handle it, they just nervously jogged past Milo without making eye contact. One woman gave him 10 cents and sprinted away, telling reporters “he clearly needed help, he was screaming about how COVID was created by Hillary Clinton to turn all of us into transgender Muslims who listen to Lizzo, I had to toss him a dime quickly so he would stop trying to eat my son.”
One bystander (an easily offended, Rachel Maddow fan) got butthurt and videotaped the speech, which was so groundbreaking that even Fox News was too scared to air it. But it recently surfaced on the r/ImScaredOfWomen subreddit. Here’s a snippet of the transcript:
“Hey you pathetic, brainwashed cucks, I have not eaten a proper dinner in 11 weeks. Last Tuesday out of malnourished desperation I ate a used condom I found on the street. The PC police want you to believe that eating a used condom for dinner is bad, but it’s great. As a matter of fact, it’s the cure for COVID, but liberals won’t admit it because COVID is a hoax. But I found the cure for it. Like, if COVID was real, eating a used condom would be the cure. But COVID isn’t real, because the liberal elites don’t want us to eat used condoms. They’re sick people.”
Look out, snowflakes. The king of controversy is back! 😎😎😎
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