Mysteries Of The Universe

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I have solved one of them at last!

Since Time Immemorial ¹, Mankind has wrestled with Life’s riddles … puzzled over the enigmas of Existence … pondered the Unexplained.

One of the most perplexing such concerns the matter of ‘occasional tables’ … and the question of what they are when they aren’t tables.

But I have had an epiphany … an insight … a revelation ².

Behold the simple truth that has been, quite literally, staring us in the face all along …

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¹ For you Millennials, that’s a time before even I was born.

² Whether this moment of clarity should be of divine or other provenance I couldn’t say ³, but that is of no concern to us here and now.

³ That is a mystery to which I have no solution — for all I know, it could simply be unalloyed genius on my part.

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