Nancy Pelosi Claps Back With A SAVAGE Tweet Against Trump After He Murders Her Family
Nancy Pelosi, Queen Of Throwing Shade, recently dragged Trump with an EPIC Twitter clapback after he slowly and brutally murdered all of her family members with a steak knife and forced her to watch.
Trump gleefully and meticulously gathered Pelosi’s husband, all of her children, siblings and even cousins in front of her and individually stabbed each one of them to death while they screamed in agony and begged Nancy to call the cops or at least try to stop Trump by distracting him with a shiny object or something.
The President openly bragged about committing these multiple first degree murders on Twitter, controversial comments which were later defended by Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham, with Graham saying “once again, liberals keep moving the goal post.. there’s nothing in the law that says murder is illegal.”
Pelosi DESTROYED Trump and literally cancelled his ass with her ferocious comeback:
Multiple liberals on Twitter praised Pelosi for her bravery against Trump, saying “ “YASSSS!!! Drag 👏🏻 him 👏🏻 sis 👏🏻” and “🔥🔥🔥 LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!”
In a press conference later that evening, Pelosi repeatedly insisted that Trump shouldn’t face any murder charges because “we will not stoop to his level.”
Afterwards, Trump also killed Chuck Schumer’s wife with a metal baseball bat, ate his children, raped his dog on TikTok and burned his house down. Chuck Schumer got his revenge and released a damning statement condemning Trump’s actions as “impolite.”
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