Opinion: Who is Donald Trump, Jr.?

By President Donald Trump

Can you believe this, folks? Unbelievable, I tell you. Fake news won’t stop with the lies. lies. LIES!!! It’s pathetic!!! Have you heard the newest one? Seriously, people, this is un-be-LIEVABLE! Fake news is claiming someone named “Donald Trump, Jr.” met with Russians to help me get elected — or something like that. Of course, I could have used the help to fight all those illegal votes. But the electoral college saw me through, people. It saw me through.

Seriously though — where do they come up with this stuff? I have never met this Donald Trump, Jr. person a day in my life — if he even exists. Who is this person, by the way? Did they just make up someone with my name and throw a junior at the end? That’s just stupid, people!

They keep saying “Oh Donald Trump, Jr. said this blah blah in this email and that email.” Really? What about Killary’s emails? What did she say in her emails? Where’s the justice, people? Exactly.

Now folks, I’ll be honest — I met many many people. Some great, like all of you and some not so great. Is it possible that I met this person before? Maybe. But clearly this person did not leave an impression. Must have been a real loser. I don’t get it, people. I just don’t get it.