President’s Day Sale At The White House
Huge discount on Ivanka’s line of products — One weekend only
Feb 17, 2017
Washington DC
In what looks like a direct response to Nordstrom, President Donald Trump’s White House has announced a huge blowout sale at the White House for President’s Day 2017.
(Note: It’s President’s and not Presidents’ or Presidents.)
This discount sale is being organized exclusively for Ivanka’s line of products. A white house spoekesperson confirmed that the sale is only for one weekend (Fri-Sat, Feb 17–19, 2017).
Readers may remember that Nordstrom was Trump’s Twitter target just a few days ago, after it decided to drop its poorly performing Ivanka Trump’s product line. Nordstrom seems largely immune to the president’s public bashing. On Wednesday (Feb 8), after President Trump criticized the retailer for dropping Ivanka Trump products, its stock value started climbing and it has continued to climb by a total of about 141.1% since then.
Immediately after the official press briefing about the special sale was released, Donald Trump tweeted this:
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Disclaimer: This is a work of satire.
