Rand Paul Lands Anal Health Monthly Honor — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) Add “Asshole of the Year” to Rand Paul’s collection of dubious achievements. The Kentucky senator was chosen by Anal Health Monthly’s subscriber base as their 2021 Asshole of the Year.

Where past years have seen close contests — Mitch McConnell won in 2020, barely beating out President Donald Trump, AG William Barr, and several Republican governors — Paul was the overwhelming favorite of this year’s voters.

“With Rand Paul, it’s a little bit of everything,” says AHM’s Senior Editor Brad Sailor. “It’s voting against legislation for the poor, or coronavirus, purely for political grandstanding purposes. It’s his attacks on women, the transgendered. Or holding up an anti-lynching bill, and being an anti-vaxxer and a doctor in the midst of a pandemic.

“We’re with his neighbor on this one: Rand Paul is one huge asshole.”

In addition to bragging rights, the Asshole of the Year designation comes with a lifetime subscription to Anal Health Monthly magazine and a statuette that we can’t show on our website.

Congratulations Senator Paul!

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Originally published at https://www.penrosepapers.com on March 23, 2021.