Career Options for Steve Bannon

The former White House Chief Strategist is looking for a new gig

Possible options include:

• Satanic daycare operator
• Head of Water Resources, Detroit
• Fascist cat sitter
• Scuba guy inside the disgusting campsite toilet hole
• Minister of Truth at Breitbart
• Founder of a dating website that pairs the living with the dead
• Whore strangler
• CEO, Hobby Lobby
• Lord of Souls at Robert Jeffress’ Pathway to Victory Ministries
• Shitbag
• Republican presidential frontrunner, 2020