Sweeping Overhaul At The White House

President Trump Signs An Executive Order To Rename White House Rooms

Jan 22, 2017

In an unprecedented (not unpresidented) move, President Trump signed an executive order at 3:42 AM this morning renaming a few white house rooms. It is to be noted that all these rooms have a long history behind their names.

Although no specific reason was given for the sudden renaming, from a very brief press circular that was sent out, this is what we gathered:

Current Name →New Name

Roosevelt Room →Trump Room

VP’s West Wing Office →WB’s West Wing Office (WB = Whipping Boy)

Cabinet Room →Multibillion Dollar Club Break Room

Brady Briefing Room (Press Briefing Room) →Bullshit Room

Situation Room →American Carnage Room

Map Room →Tweet Room

China Room →Taiwan Room

Oval Office →Putin Control Center

According to the briefing we received, several other room names are also under consideration for renaming and we will be notified as and when a new executive order on this is signed.

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire.