The Uncivil War has begun…
For those about to ROCK — WE SALUTE YOU!
There is been much talk about the alleged Civil War coming…
On one side there’s: the Far-Right-Racist-Russia-Loving-Nazis-Fascist-A-Hole Munchers vs…
well,… those who oppose them.
NOT…“the left”, but simply all of us people who collectively frown when they see little kids in cages crying in terror, and covered in lice, and being tormented by our own government who kidnapped them.
This “Civil War” idea comes from the cartoon minds of the ZANY NEW RIGHT. In their Tom and Jerry / Hanna-Barbera brains, they theorize that people who oppose Trump, all of his Pet Monsters, and the GOP Vampire Glee Club committing atrocities, and giving 1/6 of our entire economy to the UBER RICH, are very busy forming militias.
Well,… sure… I guess… first we’d order our lattes, then… we’d figure out who can watch our children to make sure no Republican / Trump a-hole monsters kidnap them and put them into cages….
then I guess… we’d try to start… Civil Wars?
Obviously this is goofy beyond any Disney character also named Goofy.
No, my friends and neighbors, and my beloved, adored, and deeply cherished readers (who are indeed the loves of my entire life), what we are having is:
an UN-Civil War.
It’s FUN — IT’S NON VIOLENT — and we can all win fabulous, valuable, prizes like remaining alive individually and as a species.
Here’s how that works:
In the past, none of this interested any of us, especially me.
If a politician did something that we did not like, we would say: “Excuse me sir, or madam, here’s why what you’re doing hurts me personally. Please don’t do it”. That politician would then lie to us, right to our silly faces, and then do whatever their lobbyists paid them to do, and for a while… that system worked.
Then Trump came along… because we, as a country, didn’t recognize the MANY dangers of Trump coming along.
Now, we all kind of WOKE UP, the alarm went off and instead of ringing bells we heard the wails of small children crying for their parents, followed by later reports of children, HUMAN children from Earth,… being tormented, abused, malnourished, drugged, threatened, and tormented.
That’s what we like to call a ‘game changer’ because it means we have to clear out everyone responsible for the aforementioned ‘game’.
Until we do, until we CAN… we plan to torment those responsible.
SO, here’s the new rule when it comes to Republicans who are on Putin’s payroll and friendly to Putin’s special-needs-puppet Dotard J. Twit-tler, (aka Donald Trump, aka John Miller, aka David Dennison, aka the result of when botulism and chlamydia met on a Petri dish, fell madly in love, and moved into the pop-up children’s book version of Mein Kampf, by Hitler).
SO: When it comes to the GOP — The NEW Rule is:
Wherever they go- whatever they do- we’re all going to do it- together!
Except we’re going to be explaining to them how much they suck in a very loud, annoying, way! We’re going to “harsh the buzz” they got from hurting us in their ongoing attempts to pick every last ounce of flesh from our wounded bones to lovingly give to those who’ll never, ever, need it.
That’s right. When Mitch McConnell goes to a lovely restaurant to celebrate defending treason against our country and ejaculates while thinking about cutting healthcare on the poor (because it’s the exact opposite of what Jesus would do), WE’RE going to join him. We’ll accompany him to, and from, the restaurant and attempt to dine there too. Some of us might train large tortoises to mate with McConnell’s face.
Or, for another example, let’s say ass-aficionado Devin Nunes (leader of the Vampires For Non-Empathy Coalition) is performing in a local play from Shakespeare about a guy who sucks ass, looks like Fred Flintstone, and makes fun of the people who elected him as he diverts money from them, to the pockets of his insanely rich friends — We would ruin that performance. We’d chant “you suck Devin Nunes!” until he left the stage crying. Then we’d follow him to his car singing the Flintstones Theme Song at him, but with the lyrics “Nunes, Devin Nunes, sucks a giant bag of ass each day! From the mouth of Satan, he was born to make humanity pay!”
Also on our Radar are:
Those GOP Republican anti-American douche-bags who went to Russia on July 4 to celebrate Russia taking over America…
Sen. Richard C. Shelby (R-Ala.) & Sens. Steve Daines (R-Mont.), John Hoeven (R-N.D.), Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), John Kennedy (R-La.), Jerry Moran (R-Kan.), John Thune (R-S.D.) and Rep. Kay Granger (R-Tex.).
Those traitors to their country.
Traitors to those who elected them.
While Trump distracts about NFL players kneeling to protest black people being used for target practice when not being arrested for standing, waiting, swimming, eating, or attending Yale… I don’t see enough attention paid to Richard C. Shelby, Steve Daines (R-Mont.), John Hoeven (R-N.D.), Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), John Kennedy (R-La.), Jerry Moran (R-Kan.), John Thune (R-S.D.) and Rep. Kay Granger (R-Tex.) — all KNEELING to perform fellatio on Putin, exactly the way Trump does. Where Putin gets to finish to completetion and Trump greedily swallows every last drop.
We need to send all those guys Furry Russian Hats (after setting up a company that makes Furry Russian Hats and having all profits go to their opponents). Like, thousands and thousands of them, to where their homes and offices look like they’re infested with the Tribbles from Star Trek.
(Pictured: The dude in the back is appalled at the GOP traitors in The Federation)
Betsy DeVos, Stephen Miller, Trump, almost every GOP covered in Trump’s wretched stench and palatable evil…
Your lives have now changed. We have eyes on you and will have a network in place where if any one of you ventures outside for more than eight seconds, we’ll have a whole group of folks there to join you, all chanting how much you suck as they dance around you.
Enjoy the torment we will bring upon you in the UN-Civil War. You’ve MORE than earned it, you’ve sewn your evil, and now you’ll reap your rewards.
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