Too Fat To Run … Too Stupid To Hide

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The human race: top of the foodchain … the apex lifeform on the planet.

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Millions of years of evolution.

Millennia of civilisation

Technological advancement so pronounced in the last twenty-five years that the line on the graph of progress all but curves backwards over the course of but a third of a lifetime.

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We’ve cured disease.

We can see, and talk to, people on the other side of the planet in real time with a device that fits in our pocket or purse.

We’ve travelled to the Moon.

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And it’s all led to this …

Cyberpunk 2077 Will Let You Customise Your Genitals - IGN

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Tesla's new Boombox feature will let car owners fart at unsuspecting neighbors

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… dick swinging and fart jokes.

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I’m so proud to be related to you all … so proud.

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