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Trump Imposes Special Hygiene Protections At Future Gravesite
Anticipating mood of visitors to his memorial, the president is putting extra sanitary provisions in place
He’s an admitted germophobe, which might explain why Donald Trump is putting heightened sanitary measures in place at his future burial site.
The president has instructed his family and aides that, “After visitors urinate on my grave and kill the flowers, I want them to wash their hands. That, or lots of Purell.”
The hygiene protections are being instituted to protect the president’s interred corpse as well as any Trump family members who might be in the area. The public is also a beneficiary, as a lot of “stray” peeing on the dead president is expected.
Feces bags will also be provided at the memorial site for those who wish to defecate on Donald Trump’s grave.
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