Trump Pitches New Buddy-Cop Show To NBC “Bad & Conflicted” Coming This Fall!

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NBC Presents: Two Investigators, Who Despite Their Different Styles, Attempt To Clean Up The Streets! … (c)TrumpTV 2017

Donald Trump, via twitter, submitted his exciting new idea to fill a slot in NBC’s fall line-up, with his pitch for a buddy-cop show called: “Bad and Conflicted”, -Starring:

• Robert Mueller, as Jerry Conflicted, an investigator who’s known for following the rules, and doing things by the book. He’s old-school, and he doesn’t care who knows it! He’s an expert marksman and a solid investigator.
• And his partner, Robert Bad, played by James Comey. He’s a bad-boy renegade, who doesn’t play by the rules when he’s cleaning up the streets! And he also doesn’t care who knows it! He’s a hit with all the ladies, who happen to wear stilts. He uses his immense talents at being a chameleon-like master of disguise, to hide himself as hanging curtains, and tasteful furniture.
• Trump even suggested Hillary Clinton to play their harried chief of Police, Y.U. Obsessen, whose frustration with the two investigators leads her to break her phones, but in the end, she knows they’re good cops, and cuts them some slack,- even though the Mayor is breathing down her neck! (Because he wants her to clean up the streets- and he doesn’t care who knows it! And he’s also up for re-election!)
• The role of the Mayor, (Mayor K.G. Bee), will be played by Russian heart-throb, and international fashion model, Sergey Kislyak.
• Jeff Sessions is up for the recurring role of “Cookie Crisp” Beauregard, the comic relief for the show, who goes after any marijuana dealers that cut into the profits that he makes selling crystal meth to the Ku Klux Klan.
• Desk Sergeant Justice D. Certs, played by Rod Rosenstein, is a cop who had a traumatic experience where he was forced to sign a memo by an escaped lunatic.
• Jared Kushner is more than likely set to be cast as “No-Face” McGhee, the head of a criminal money laundering organization. He’s known to never have any facial expression on any occassion or circumstance, and avoids being captured by pretending he’s a lifeless, high-end, male sex doll.
• Michael Flynn, Carter Page, and Paul Manafort are set to direct.
• Production will take place in Mar-a-Lago, as part of the production deal, and Trump himself is cast as Darryl Simpleton, a rogue cop who’s on the take from the Russian cartel, and a nemesis to Bad & Conflicted, who they’ve sworn to take down.
• NBC “We’re Rockin’ Number Three!!”

Press release written by Steven W. Rouach

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