Trump Sends His Treason-Enthusiast GOP Forces to Interrupt Adults-Only Testimony.
“Have Fun Storming the Castle!”
Oh, the smell of booze and brimstone was in the air.
The most terrifyingly comedic members of the capsizing Republican Party had an “Eyes Wide Shut” themed “Going Down With the Ship” party as they stormed into a closed-door meeting involving the most profoundly important committees in Congress, listening to testimony from serious adults who work for the government in a serious manner.
Now, for clarity, here’s a detailed list of why that’s weird.
- Every reason.
So, as you can see, the list is all-encompassing. Let’s narrow it down to specific instances.
Many of them were not members of the House Intelligence, Oversight, or Foreign Affairs Committees. This is because those roles are usually reserved for WAY less goofy individuals, due to actual, human, ‘survival instincts’. Thus, they didn’t belong there.
To put this into perspective;
imagine a high-security, closed-door trial investigating a very serious offense. I run past security and physically burst through the closed door, and loudly announce “I’M HERE TO TAP-DANCE!” as I leap onto a table and then announce “But first a little number I call ‘The Mattilda Watusi’!”
That’s the equivalent of what happened except it was 24 members of the GOP. Friends, who share hobbies such as destroying America. Let’s look at them. See if you can spot anything strange about this picture
Keep in mind these lunatics are in the actual U.S. Government. No, really. They were voted into office through various unfortunate events and THIS IS WHAT THEY’RE UP TO. Isn’t that FUN?!?
Oh, and for their next trick, they plan to all hang their bare asses over a freeway to show Washington D.C. motorists the new level of decorum that is the Republican Party.
In fairness, Steve King (R) shrewdly chose not to show up in blackface or a KKK hood or in full Nazi regalia, surprising many in attendance. The guy at the podium is Jim Jordan, waxing poetic… Here’s what he was saying.
Powerful stuff…
So, this is a historic moment that will lead to newsreels that will cause a lot of their descendants to legally change their names. Also, wow DIVERSITY! That photo of the silliest geese in politics spans the rainbow of diversity from white, to also-white. There ARE two women there who were both cursed by witches to not feel any sense of shame. Allowing them to betray their own gender. Allowing them to betray their own country.
Shame on all of them.
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