When Will Not Having To Wear A Mask Into The Party Store Anymore Stop Feeling Weird?

No Masks Were Littered In The Staging Of This Photograph

I can’t be the only one half-expecting a member of the Lolipop Guild to pop out of nowhere and sing to me about how ‘I’m endangering the lives of my neighbors.’

It’s a surreal experience — I’ve gotten so used to wearing one out of habit, I feel naked walking into the store now without one. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not…