Shit From Five Christmas Shows That Would Never Fly Today

Quick! Someone call CPS!

This offends my delicate sensibilities

I was watching Rudolph with my nine-year-old grandson the other day. He didn’t get why Rudolph’s mom and girlfriend weren’t allowed to join in the search for Rudolph after he snapped from relentless assholery and bolted. He had no concept of what Donner meant by “man’s work.”