Feeding your website hotdog oreos?

Ben Schwartz
Fat Panda Design
Published in
2 min readJun 11, 2017

Yesterday, I was starving.

It was 7:47 PM, and I walked up to a 7/11 in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

You wouldn’t think there’d be a 7/11 out here, but they’re everywhere!

I grabbed my usual Magnum Almond White ice cream bar, and a couple of other things.

Then, I saw something I’d never seen before.

A fooking hotdog Oreo that had Oreo flavored paste smeared between the buns.

…and let me tell you, it was the most amazing bun I’ve ever shoved in my mouth.

However, a few hours later, said Oreo paste came back for revenge.

(It was not a pretty sight.)

And like everything else in life, what feels good isn’t always the best thing for your body.

I see this daily with new client websites.

Very seldom are they fed, and when they do they wait until the last minute, and it’s usually
something unhealthy.

As time goes by, you end up regretting it later.

Step by step, pound for pound, it starts adding up
.
Before you know it, it’s a sad thing to look at.

The only way to turn it around, and you know this, is to Start fresh and reboot your system.

First, you purge and cleanse the website.

Then you schedule a routine that keeps you moving and in shape.

And to maintain a healthy website, you have to feed it the proper nutritional updates.

Yummy code that nourishes your website like a green tea smoothie packed with all the vitamins and minerals you need.

That is what we do at Fat Panda Design.

Whipping your website back into shape to not only feel good but look good too.
A healthy regimen of discipline and deliciousness.

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Ben Schwartz
Fat Panda Design

Web Designer @ FatPandaDesign.com. Adventurer exploring the world. Aspiring storyteller, ever-evolving. Constantly creating. Shifting towards crypto-anarchy.