Interviewer: Hello, Sir. I understand you’re waiting in line for the huge TV sale happening soon. Can I get your name?
Interviewer: Can you please say your name into the microphone?
Interviewer: Are you here for the sale? Is there a certain model of TV you’re excited to purchase today?
Interviewer: It looks like you’ve set up camp.
Gentleman: That’s because I did. I stayed here all night waiting so I can be first in line.
Interviewer: You speak! Can I please get your name?
Interviewer: Okay, well you did it. You’re first in line. What’s the model of TV you’re hoping to buy?
Interviewer: The TV I can see on display through the window sure looks nice.
Gentleman: That’s the TV I want. I have a place all sorted out at home for it already. Well, going to have to use the kitchen table for a bit, but that’s okay.
Interviewer: The name of the TV is hard to read from here.
Gentleman: It says Ultra 4K Grand Supreme Mega Edition 75"
Interviewer: It’s hard to say what kind of person would need a TV like that. I can only imagine the name of such a person.
Gentleman: Me, Walter Evans, I’m the kind of person who wants a TV like that.
Interviewer: It’s been a pleasure speaking with you this morning, Walter. Best of luck to you when the store opens up tomorrow morning.
Walter: Tomorrow morning? What do you mean?
Walter: Why isn’t it opening up until tomorrow morning?
Walter: Is today a holiday?
Walter: Oh gosh, I forgot it’s a holiday. I have a meeting tomorrow at work and can’t miss it. Can you wait in line for me?
Walter: Can you? Where’re you going?