Congratulations, You’re a Smoking Hot MILF!

An award acceptance speech

Collage from Victoria Strukovskaya (left) & Alexander Krivitskiy (right) via Unsplash

Wow, you’re a mom! With that bod? You deserve a prize for that.

I don’t remember entering that competition. Will you please remind me, what did I win?

Oh, just the title you say?

Let me get this straight; I’ve earned the label of fuckable, in your eyes, random-man…