Congratulations, You’re a Smoking Hot MILF!
An award acceptance speech
Wow, you’re a mom! With that bod? You deserve a prize for that.
I don’t remember entering that competition. Will you please remind me, what did I win?
Oh, just the title you say?
Let me get this straight; I’ve earned the label of fuckable, in your eyes, random-man who-stumbled-upon-my-picture-online. Luckily I already have a thank-you-speech prepared especially for this occasion:
Dear stranger, thank you so much for calling me out and handing me this badge of honor. If you weren’t just an avatar on the interweb, I’d bow down to kiss your feet right now, while telling you that this is, in fact, what I’ve strived for my entire life:
Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed to grow up to be someone desirable enough to be fucked by a man—in spite of motherhood.
The fact that a woman can be fuck-worthy, post-childbirth is unheard of. The very act that makes woman a mother is no longer her own, once her purpose has been fulfilled. The intended biological outcome of sex erases woman’s sexuality.
Motherhood devours woman, chews her up — the maiden…
