Haiku Reviews #2

Short film reviews for movies new and old.

I watch a lot of movies. I write about many of them — I don’t write about many others. Many do not warrant a full essay, but I still, of course, have my opinions. Here are some “haiku reviews” — short musings with a twist — for movies, both new and old, that I watched recently.

Sony Pictures

Moneyball (2011)

Nobody eats like

Brad, easily one of the

best baseball movies

Warner Bros.

Collateral Damage (2002)

Arnold makes total

crap watchable, it’s movie

star power at work

Dreamworks

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)

Little me is so

happy, they adapted the

books quite perfectly