<![CDATA[Kathleen Toohill on Medium]]> https://medium.com/@kathleen.toohill?source=rss-a3fdf3c9d692------2 https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/fit/c/150/150/1*UvQf3gtwSC6hdfqwSGgG6g.jpeg Kathleen Toohill on Medium https://medium.com/@kathleen.toohill?source=rss-a3fdf3c9d692------2 RSS for Node Thu, 14 Apr 2016 22:24:17 GMT <![CDATA["Donald Trump Calls for All Bathtubs to Be Banned from the U.S." in The Coffeelicious]]>

Following President Obama’s recent comments that more Americans die each year from slipping in the bathtub than they do from terrorism…

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You may think I’m just a bot, but I have feelings too. Let me tell you how this works: I can be as offensive as I want, but I reserve the…

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If you’re as tired of the incessant political bickering as I am, here are nine foolproof ways to avoid the topic altogether.

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Group Leader: Good morning, everyone. I’d like to congratulate you all on a job well done yesterday — we managed to make…

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Dear 2016 Americans,

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I haven’t seen the Daily Show recently. But I’m sure multiple people have tied what’s been in the news about Apple/the FBI to the Genius…

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Apple Genius: Hi there! Welcome to the Genius Bar. My name is Sam, and I’ll be helping you out today. Can I get your names?

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I. No tech bro shall, under any circumstances, take the public transportation intended for commoners. If a tech bro’s place of employment…

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