What If I Don’t Want To Be A Writer?
Then what?

I’ve wanted to be a writer my entire life. I started out as a poet slash science fiction slash science-fiction-horror-poetry writer. God help me, some of it’s still floating around out there under a different name than the one I use now.
And then I figured out how to be at least mildly amusing on paper and viola, (yes, I know it’s voila — see, that’s a…