The Original Meteorologist

Ask a Woman

I don’t have to watch the weather report to know a storm is coming. Can’t you feel the dampness? Oh, that’s too bad.

You see, women don’t need validation, we already know. We have other measurement tools. Night sweats, achy joints, heightened sensory sensitivity. Believe us, there’s a storm coming. Take a jacket.

Apparently old wives tales weren’t superstitions afterall, just men trying to dismiss what they can’t understand. The female body and mind aren’t mysterious bad. They are mysterious good. Like a fruit-infused well of wisdom and truth. Believe me, you’ll want a jacket today.

#FemTruth