Marketing Mishap
Pucker up, buttercup!
The random word for day 212 is marketing and the setup is you just fell off the edge of the earth
What a crappy marketing scheme! Jump from the edge of the earth, they said, it’s not round they said, experience the thrill of a lifetime, they said.
They’re right! Here I am falling, falling, falling, falling, into nothingness. This is terrifying and I’m about to poop my pants, but I’m so puckered that it probably won’t come out, thank goodness. I love these pants. I spent over $500 for this so called intense experience and now my heart’s gonna explode!
I brace before hitting the ground in 3,2,1…
I remove the virtual reality goggles and hand them back.
Never again.
I “walked the plank” off of a skyscraper once while wearing VR goggles and had to take them off. Couldn’t do it.
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