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RWDrabble 2.0.060 | Cocktail
Today’s drabble challenge word is “cocktail”.
Today’s drabble challenge twist is that “Harry wants us to write a letter of complaint to an airline’s customer service department”.
A drabble is a work of fiction that is exactly 100 words. No more. No less.
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1 March 2025
Dear Guff Airlines,
I’m too angry to ask ChatGPT to write a tactful, professional letter of complaint regarding my recent experience on Flight 2NO WAIR…
…Especially as I could gripe about the:
- Seven-hour delay to departure
- Squawking toddler from Economy invading Business Class
- Freezing air
- Tepid towels
- Hot yet incompetent cabin crew
But I won’t, because it would deflect from the true outrage.
For my real complaint is why you had no maraschino cherries on board for my Manhattan cocktail!
I await your best offer of compensation, or you’ll hear from my lawyer.
