100 Words or Less: Altercation on a Train

‘Can I sit there, please?’

‘What? Yeah. Okay.’

‘Cheers… Would you mind -’

‘Watch what you’re doing! You don’t have to tackle me from my seat, do you?’

‘Well, if your fat legs weren’t in the way then I wouldn’t have to barge past, would I? Arrogant prick.’

‘What did you just call me?’


It sounded to me like you just called me a prick.’

‘And what if I did?’

‘Then I’d say fuck you! that’s what.’


‘Don’t test me you son of a bitch. Go and find another seat.’

‘Why don’t you?’

‘I was here first!’

‘So childish…’

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