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Taking a Gander

If a score looks too easy to be true, it probably is

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In our defense, most of the plan went off without a hitch.

I guess I could have ignored the call. But while I’d never met the Black Widow, she had a rep as someone who got jobs done. With my chequing account drained and no honest wheelman work in sight, it made sense to take…




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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. *See “Lists” for stories by genre.*

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