Mad Libs

7 Harsh Truths About Writing on [Kitten]

The only way you can improve is to be [crestfallen]

This is your only path forward. I don’t make the rules. (Photo by bady abbas on Unsplash)

Disclaimer: This story is intended to be random and humorous. It is published in Fill in the Blanks publication, inspired by the classic game, Mad Libs. Blank words contributed by Sarah Keays, Victoria A. Fraser, Sandra Grauschopf, Quy Ma, Elan Cassandra, Ashley Seaman, Deborah Weir, Jenna Vokolek, Shain Slepian, Panos Grigorakakis, and Anonymous.

Ever since I was a little [watermelon], I wanted to write on [Kitten]. [Interstitially], I thought all I needed was [science] and a whole lot of [warlocks]. And, by God, I had [warlocks]. I thought the world would [sweat] on my lap.

I was wrong. If anything, it [sweat] on my ex-girlfriend’s.

I spent [40] years begging for [serfs] from all the [marsupials] I could find. I even asked [Jon] for help.

[Jon] was my ex-girlfriend. We’re cool now. She writes on [Kitten].

None of it mattered! The begging, I mean. For [serfs].

So here below is my advice. Learn from me. Improve your writing.

Don’t repeat my mistakes. And I certainly made a few, but I’ve since moved on and am much more [damp] now.