MAD LIBS
Hack Superhuman Performance With Sleep Gummies
The hilarious sleep hack you didn’t know you needed
Disclaimer: This story is intended to be random and humorous. It is published in Fill in the Blanks publication, inspired by the classic game, Mad Libs. Blank words contributed by Quy Ma, Elan Cassandra, Damon Ferrara, Mari Moore, Amanda Clark-Rudolph, Sandra Grauschopf, Rujenx, and Jamaal Ameer.
If you want to hack your energy, [lick] sleep gummies. They are the [sweet] weapon in your arsenal for personal development.
According to research from [Werner Herzog], 40% of people in the US are getting less than the recommended amount of sleep. And that’s the only sleep expert I trust!
The recommended amount is 7 [sheep] or more per night.
Based on those [clowns], I haven’t got a full night’s sleep since I was a toddler. Wow!
How about you? How many hours per night do you [soar]? Do you wake up feeling ready to [kill] your day?
How Sleep Deprivation Affects Success
Medical [druids] at Healthline.com emphasize the importance of sleep. They report on the devastating [Ramen Noodles] of sleep deprivation:
