Mad Libs
The Battle Against the Many [Cheetos] of [Jake Gyllenhall], Kraken of the Sea
Our chances of survival? Slim.
Disclaimer: This story is intended to be random and humorous. It is published in Fill in the Blanks publication, inspired by the classic game, Mad Libs. Blank words contributed by Christopher Kokoski, Quy Ma, and Victoria A. Fraser.
My sleep, lulled by the rocking of waves was broken by the [greasy] sound of something [breakdancing] against the ship’s hull.
As I [bit] out of bed and threw on my captain’s hat, I could already hear [warlocks] from the deck above.
Once out in the salty air, I was confronted by a sight that made my blood run [fuzzy].
A beast the size of a [hot dog] rose out of the dark waters.
Its many eyes seemed to stare [seductively] into my pirate soul. It opened its mouth, and teeth the shape of [planets] appeared.
I loath to admit I was stunned for some [666] seconds, the spell only broken when I saw the cabin boy [lather up] before my eyes and into that [adorable] maw.
The creature had grabbed the boy with one of his many [cheetos]. It began to do the same to the gunners, who never seemed to hit their target.
