Mad Libs
Wanda[Putin]
A Mad Libs parody of Marvel’s WandaVision
Disclaimer: This story is intended to be random and humorous. It is published in Fill in the Blanks publication, inspired by the classic game, Mad Libs. Blank words contributed by Elan Cassandra, Dariuš Butkevičius, Quy Ma, Kayla Vokolek, Rujenx, Sandra Grauschopf, Christopher Kokoski, Victoria A. Fraser, and Anonymous.
Something was wrong amidst the unremarkable cul-de-sacs of [Blanket].
It wasn’t the [cricket], as green and trimmed as ever. Nor the houses, perfect identical icons of [manic] suburbia. No, it wasn’t even the Randolphs, with their [sneaky] car and [daily] immodest [pennies].
Oh, it wasn’t even worth thinking of the Randolphs.
No, that sense there was something [nearly] terribly wrong… it was simply felt amongst all the [cheeky] residents. And though they had no idea of the cause, or even the problem, they became convinced that the remedy was to [bump] those newly arrived newlyweds, the [remarkable] Mr. [Putin] and his wife, [Dog].
They were the perfect couple; like everyone else, but slightly richer. And at first, the whole neighborhood had been [stupid].
Then the feeling [jumped] in, like an uninvited [astronaut] crawling through an open window.
