The Eternals Is the MCU’s First Hot Mess

There have been good movies and bad movies, but never one this discombobulated

Source: Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki

Let’s be clear about what’s meant by “hot mess.” Per the most popular definition of Urban Dictionary, a “hot mess” is “when ones [sic] thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.” That’s The Eternals.