PinnedJ.B RoetWho Will Face Biden in 2024?In a piece from The Hill dated May 31, 2021, nine Republicans were floated as potential presidential candidates for 2024.·3 min read·May 31, 2021----
J.B RoetEaster Bunny Dead from COVID-19VATICAN CITY — It was announced by Cardinal Mino Rele, that the beloved giver of colorful eggs for nearly two millennia, the Easter Bunny…·1 min read·Apr 9, 2020--1--1
J.B RoetBernie Sanders Campaign Sells Rights to “Feel the Bern” SloganWASHINGTON, D.C. — Having formally announced the suspension of his campaign for the Democratic nomination, Sen. Bernie Sanders’ campaign…1 min read·Apr 9, 2020----
J.B RoetNO Oil Talks for YouIn a very “soup nazi” fashion, on Thursday, the Kremlin announced that they have no plans to talk to President Trump or the Saudi Arabian…1 min read·Apr 9, 2020----
J.B RoetFed to Give All Americans an ATM CardWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement on Thursday morning, Fed chairman Jerome Powell announced a new program aimed at dumping…1 min read·Apr 9, 2020----
J.B RoetAdam Schiff Wants to Review Nation’s Response to the PandemicFrom the “you can’t make this shit up” department, Adam Schiff is mentioned in an article from the Washington Post as wanting to launch an…1 min read·Apr 1, 2020----
