PinnedJ.B RoetWho Will Face Biden in 2024?In a piece from The Hill dated May 31, 2021, nine Republicans were floated as potential presidential candidates for 2024.May 31, 2021May 31, 2021
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J.B RoetBernie Sanders Campaign Sells Rights to “Feel the Bern” SloganWASHINGTON, D.C. — Having formally announced the suspension of his campaign for the Democratic nomination, Sen. Bernie Sanders’ campaign…Apr 9, 2020Apr 9, 2020
J.B RoetNO Oil Talks for YouIn a very “soup nazi” fashion, on Thursday, the Kremlin announced that they have no plans to talk to President Trump or the Saudi Arabian…Apr 9, 2020Apr 9, 2020
J.B RoetFed to Give All Americans an ATM CardWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement on Thursday morning, Fed chairman Jerome Powell announced a new program aimed at dumping…Apr 9, 2020Apr 9, 2020
J.B RoetAdam Schiff Wants to Review Nation’s Response to the PandemicFrom the “you can’t make this shit up” department, Adam Schiff is mentioned in an article from the Washington Post as wanting to launch an…Apr 1, 2020Apr 1, 2020