The Assassination of Daniil Kvyat by the coward Sebastian Vettel

Rod Nunez
First Lap Nutcase
Published in
2 min readMay 5, 2016

If there’s one thing we here at FLN it’s a German strongman inflicting his will upon the masses. Last week at the Russian GP Vettel callously tried to strongarm his way in the first lap by closing off noble Kvyat who was having none of it then a couple of seconds later braked into him, destroying his own car in the process. He then had the gall to claim it was Kvyat’s fault, even going so far so to saying “What are we doing here?”.

The real question herr Vettel is “What are you doing at the Red Bull pit wall?”

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Vettel cried, ranted, wailed, demanded his needs were met to the face of not only Christian Horner but sources say to Helmut Marko himself. Now two days later RBR is forced to do what Seb says or else he’ll use the Ferrari veto to kick out tag heuer from the sport.

We here at FLN urge Vettel to stop focusing on the performance of his fellow drivers and focus instead of trying to get a WDC. To RBR remember what happened last time you promoted a driver mid season? Let’s hope the young dutchman doesn’t came back years later to force your hand and decided who should drive for who.

To Daniil we can only say what the great Russian author Dostoevsky said, “A real gentleman, even if he loses everything he owns, must show no emotion. Money must be so far beneath a gentleman that it is hardly worth troubling about.”

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