10 Tips For Interpreting Lists of Tips
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2 min readApr 3, 2018
- Open your eyes and look directly at the words on the list.
- Keep breathing the whole time you are reading the list, don’t let up.
- Maintain good-ish posture, as a rule, always, including while reading a list.
- Intermittently break to check social media if you like, but first read lists about why the checking social of media is going to be the ruin of you.
- Think about everything you have read after you have read it.
- If you learned something applicable, apply it. If not, don’t.
- If the list contains obvious tips more relevant to the author’s life than your’s, continue to obsessively search for and read lists because the secret to achievement, success, love, and happiness is somewhere on a list and you are running out of time!
- If you are a list reader, avoid mentioning this to fiction and poetry writers on Medium.
- If you are a list writer, avoid, at all costs, mentioning this to fiction and poetry writers on Medium because apparently, you are going to be the ruin of Medium and all hope for our future. I’m safe because I’m not a list writer, just occasionally write lists about lists.
- Read only even numbered lists because the non locality of consciousness is irreducible according to Deepak and our perception is a snapshot of the unity of the universe which roughly translates to “avoid odd numbers of things.”
