Letter to Commander Tony Cutler
CONFIDENTIAL — Unauthorized Breaking of Wax Seal Punishable by Death
Heya Chubbs. Hope things are going better out West.
First things first — did you put the whiskey in the ketchup bottle?
I keep remembering back when people laughed at the videos. Videos of cats being afraid of cucumbers…jumping feet into the air. If only the cats could’ve told us what they…