Letter to Commander Tony Cutler

CONFIDENTIAL — Unauthorized Breaking of Wax Seal Punishable by Death

Image by Arhnue Tan

Heya Chubbs. Hope things are going better out West.

First things first — did you put the whiskey in the ketchup bottle?

I keep remembering back when people laughed at the videos. Videos of cats being afraid of cucumbers…jumping feet into the air. If only the cats could’ve told us what they…

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Daniel Fincher

Daniel Fincher

Freelance Writer, Storyteller, and Poet — Founder of Artistic Autism and Five-Minute Fiction