16 Surefire Ways to Really Piss Off Your Ex

A few days ago one of my best friends told me that her shitbird of a…

I Wore a Cocktail Dress to a Crack House

When she was laying out the rows of the white powder on the cover of our Corporate…

Love, Ribbons, and Poo: My Favorite Music of 2015

It started in Canada.

Racism is Exhausting

“I don’t have a job, I don’t have a woman, I’m about to be evicted, but at least I got this white privilege. No one can…

It’s Gettin’ Better, Man!

Broken iPods, Poop Swastikas, and Red Herrings

In 2016, I’ve Been Answering “How Are You?” With Brutal Honesty

This is what’s happened.

Understanding the Psyche of a Broncos Fan: Why We Need to Stop Judging Our Fellow Fans

Concerning the Large Asteroid Headed Straight for Earth

Welcome to the TMZ Bus Tour, Freaks

“Pile on, freaks. It’s time to get this TMZ tour started! My name is Becca and I’ll be your guide…

A Fanged Divorce

Isadelphia heard the front door creak open, slowly, in a series of cautious jolts. She heard Algorithm slip inside and take off…