Fooling Around

Using humor as an agent for do-goodery.


Walmart Promotes Local Employee to Human Being


HARRISBURG, PA — Citing exceptional performance and a commitment to the company above and beyond the call of duty, Walmart promoted local…


Food Truck Operator Yelling Something About Food


CHICAGO, IL — Several sources confirmed this afternoon that a local food truck operator was yelling something about food. Parked on the…


Area Woman Loves Middle Husband the Most


IRVINE, CA — After claiming that it’s really impossible to choose a favorite, thrice divorced Sharon Pierce said that if she had to choose she’d…


Boss’s Party Going to Be Great Time Says Boss


SAN DIEGO, CA – The birthday party happy hour for Regional Vice President Gerald Preston is going to be a great time according to Regional…


Self-Named “Grammar Nazi” Apparently Unaware of What Nazis Actually Did


GRAND FORKS, ND – Derrick Williams, a local man who deems himself a “Grammar Nazi,” is seemingly unaware or…


Office Gets To Talk About Jesus


NEW YORK, NY – With all of the Jewish employees taking work off to observe Rosh Hashanah on Thursday, all of the Christian workers at Kimball & Company are…


Mother Earth Putting Us Up For Adoption


EARTH – Citing rampant pollution, never ending infighting, and continued wastefulness of her natural resources, Mother Earth made the very difficult…


Everybody at Gym Proud of Fat Guy Exercising


DENVER, CO – In the local 24-Hour Fitness, everybody in the gym felt a small sense of pride when they saw area fat man Gary Pierce exercising…


Pepsi to Sponsor Syrian Air Strikes


WASHINGTON, DC – To calm citizens’ fears that the U.S. is looking to enter a drawn-out and very expensive bombing campaign that will likely cost the…


Pervert Baby Thinks About Boobs All Day


LOUISVILLE, KY – Area baby Aden Demos is a perverted little runt that thinks about nothing but boobs all day long. Ever since realizing that female…


TSA Agent Thinks You Should Get That Mole Checked Out


DALLAS / FORT WORTH, TX – Rookie TSA agent Aaron Knox just saw your body scanner results come through, and he wants to let you know…


Computer’s Desperate Cries of “0101100101011” Go Unanswered


SEATTLE, WA – Sitting in solitude and tucked away in the back corner of the guest room closet, an abandoned computer shouts…


Nation Obsessed With Social Media Wonders Why ADD On the Rise


CHICAGO, IL – Recent articles, books, and studies show that a nation obsessed with social media sites like Vine, Twitter…


Soccer Moms Outside of U.S. Just Called Moms


ANN ARBOR, MI – A study conducted by the International Institute of Nomenclature reported that mothers who care for their soccer-playing…


$12,000 Watch Tells Time and Date


NEW HAVEN, CT – A brand new IWC watch, purchased for $12,000 by venture capitalist Herman Sheffield, not only tells the time of day to the second, but also…


Google Maps Totally Overestimates How Fast Area Man Can Walk


INDIANAPOLIS, IN – In creating the route for area man Albert Landler, Google Maps overestimated how quickly it would take…


BlackBerry to Be Sold on Antiques Roadshow


TORONTO – BlackBerry CEO Thorston Heins announced Monday that BlackBerry will be put up for sale on the Antiques Roadshow, the popular…


To iPhone


Or not to iPhone, that is the Question:

Whether ‘tis nobler in the Mind to suffer

The Slings and Arrows of Apple’s Platforms,

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