Medium really wants us to use these little empty spaces to capture thoughts. It’s positively eager for us to jam some thoughts in its thought-capturing machine so that it can grind them into thotstreams.

Well, here’s what I know: Yesterday, someone told me about a friend of theirs who has Attention Deficit Disorder. Listening, it was like opening a newspaper to find yourself on the cover of one of the sections—I heard a specific list of things I’m going through right now—trouble finishing projects, obsession with side-projects, guilt, etc. Exact descriptions of my own behavior.

So this morning I went and took the adult ADD test online. The ADHD test was boring so I gave up after three questions. I decided to write this post instead.

I also found this amazing chart:

I mean, come the hell on. This looks like the bingo game my wife plays whenever I come home late. This is like 100% of parents of small children and humans.

In conclusion, let’s ride bi