Oi! Read my shit, now!

Well fuck me….i’m a writer!

Howdy. Frank here. A 30-trying-to-not-fuck-my-life-up-too-much-something year old living on the island of England. Or Britain. Or whatever.

I’m gonna be writing regularly so that I can help you to be more like, well, you know, me. Because I’m doing pretty well for myself you know. Better than you, probably. Ha, I made a funny.

Hopefully you’ll enjoy reading my shit! If not, be sure to email me and let me know — just be sure to include your address so that I can hunt your ass down more easily.

I’m gonna be cooking shit, making shit, talking shit & ‘travelling’, because I’m such a damn free spirit [Fuck you frank, Cunt] (that’s what you were saying in your head, right?)

If you did in fact tell mentally give me the finger just now, then you are indeed in the right place. A place where you can call me a cunt, and mostly i’ll agree with you. If, however, you’ve somehow been offended by what you’ve read so far, then I urge you to turn back….the path get’s darker from here on out.

Until next time, fuckers.