I’d Love to Tan Tucker’s Testicles
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson really, really needs it

Does anyone else find it ironic that a grown man named “Tucker,” who used to wear a bowtie, whose hair and dress and voice are feminine, who grew up in a luxurious home overlooking La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club, who went to boarding schools in Switzerland and Rhode Island, who was a member of the Dan White Society…