CARNIVAL POLITICS

The Shyster in Chief has a Bridge He Wants to Sell You

And you don’t have to wait until January to buy!

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When I was young there was a saying. “If you believe that, I have a bridge I want to sell you.” The idea was that some people are so gullible, they would pay real money to “buy” the Brooklyn Bridge, meaning give someone money for nothing.

Based on that scam alone, which he perpetrated multiple times, many people would call George Parker the greatest con man of all time.

But he has a competitor for the title now in U.S. President Elect Donald Trump. Our soon to be Shyster in Chief may not be selling thin air, but he’s selling a lot of useless garbage to people happy to part with their money because they think he’s related to Jesus (I think? It’s unclear.). Here is just a partial list of the many ways you can donate to Trump’s lifestyle.

$10,000 signed guitars