Valentine’s Day is Ridiculous

Who’s driving this clown car?

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First of all, Saint Valentine was a Christian priest, or a bishop (there was more than one). That means he didn’t have sex. He didn’t have romance. He never was in love, except for with God, or Jesus, or maybe the Holy Spirit, and I’m not even sure why I’m capitalizing those names because they are amorphous concepts individual to each believer and not specific…