[News] First Cibola Press Conference
This is the first story since the Creation of Lrule5 News. Cibola held its first press conference today, 2/23/17, at which Mr. Mauch attended to report. There was a lot of information that was discussed. The first things spoke about were Cibola’s love of Apple products, and the productivity of the nation. David was asked questions about his policies. Cibola then dismissed claims that they have elytras(which they took back around 11:00). There is currently a vote about Kyle’s actions in the End and have vowed to kill him. They said that the fact he took elytras doesn’t anger them, but the fact he killed the Ender Dragon does, and that they will execute him. The has finally agreed to an official font, Pinyon Script. Votes for war in Cibola must be a three-fourths majority for it to pass. Three votes for war against Reagansborough have fallen through due to this rule. Some other votes they have are to kill me and to call their citizens “Supreme Citizens”. The constitution is currently up for vote. It outlines the different branches of the government. When it is passed, everyone will get a free copy of it. Cibola was made aware of the terrorist attacks that occurred during January, and said that Reagansborough is superior to Cibola. They spoke about how the firehouse of God building has no basement, and said Wayne’s castle should be destroyed. They then spoke about the Olympics. They said how it is going great, and that they found a spoke for it and the first stadium is finished. There was talk of elytras, which Isaac claimed he only took 2, but Patrick saw him with much more. The final points were about TheeJoshPayan34. Cibola said that Josh wants to join Cibola and that he hates Falconbourne. It was also said that Spencercola is is worst enemy.
