[Op-Ed] Lrule5’s Power Rankings

1. New Reagansborough

We are number one, no question about it. We have the best players, the most players, the strongest military, the less infighting, and no terrorists.

2. Cibola

Cibola is a very good country. I have respect for the country as a whole. The only thing I don’t like about it is Josh. Josh is volatile. He makes the rest of Cibola look bad, which it isn’t. I am very excited for the Olympics and how Cibola will run them.

4. Falconbourne

I know there are only 3 countries, but they are 4th because they are really that bad. I don’t know how else to say it.