10 Summer Activities for Kids That Totally Aren’t Just Busywork
Bubbles and slime can only occupy them for so long…
Clothing Boutique
We’re opening a store! Better keep all these freshly laundered clothes folded and stacked so they look nice and neat for your customer who is working on their laptop now but will come check out the inventory once this Zoom meeting is over!
Spaceport
Oh no, traffic is backed up at the Spaceport! Help all the flying saucers (plates) and other spacecraft (utensils) safely land in the docking bay (dishwasher)! Don’t let them crash, or it’ll come out of your Space Traffic Controller salary (allowance)!
Lion Tamer
Can you tame and train the f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶g̶ lion to walk around the block on a leash every few hours? Don’t forget to bring a plastic, uh, circus bag!
Fire Department
Grab the “firehose” (pressure washer)! The “city” (patio concrete) is on “fire” (mildewy)!
Archaeology Haul
Enter the Tomb of King Crawlspace, collect artifacts you aren’t using anymore, and hand-deliver them to the Donate Box Museum for classification!
